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Utah Sucks tshirt

$26.00

Utah Sucks T-Shirt
No shade... okay, maybe just a little.

Snow, salt, and strange laws — Utah’s not for everyone. The Utah Sucks T-Shirt is perfect for those who’ve driven through the Beehive State and left unimpressed. Whether it’s a jab at sports rivals, a road trip inside joke, or just your personal take, this tee says it all — no filter required.

Made with soft, heavyweight cotton and a relaxed unisex fit, this shirt delivers comfort with just the right amount of sarcasm.

Product Features:

  • 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, breathable, and built to last

  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) – quality feel, bold attitude

  • Pre-shrunk – stays true to size

  • Relaxed unisex fit – flattering and comfy for all

  • Printed on demand – no overproduction, less waste

  • Custom print options – front, back, sleeves (DTF)

  • Ships from the US & EU

  • Printed & fulfilled by Printful

  • Model is 6'0" wearing size L

Great for rival fans, sarcastic travelers, or anyone who’s just not buying the hype.

Utah’s got rocks. You’ve got jokes.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Utah Sucks tshirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.