Welcome to Clout Engine!
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (1)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (2)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (3)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (4)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (5)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (6)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (7)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (8)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (1)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (2)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (3)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (4)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (5)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (6)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (7)
Washington Sucks tshirt product image (8)

Washington Sucks tshirt

$26.00

Washington Sucks T-Shirt
(A little friendly rivalry goes a long way.)

Not everyone’s a fan of the rain, traffic, or endless coffee lines — and that’s okay. The Washington Sucks T-Shirt is for anyone who’s had their fill of Pacific Northwest quirks or just loves a good state rivalry joke.

Made with premium heavyweight cotton and a relaxed unisex fit, this tee combines comfort and sass perfectly. Whether you’re poking fun at the Evergreen State or just making a statement, this shirt keeps it light, bold, and unforgettable.

Product Features:

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and durable

  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) for lasting comfort

  • Pre-shrunk to maintain size and shape

  • Relaxed unisex fit — flattering for all body types

  • Printed on demand — no overproduction, less waste

  • Customizable print locations — front, back, sleeves (DTF)

  • Ships from the US & EU

  • Printed & fulfilled by Printful

  • Model is 6'0" wearing size L

Perfect for road trips, friendly banter, or gifting to that one friend who just can’t stop talking about Seattle.

Because sometimes, you gotta say it like it is — with style.

Select Color: Denim

Please select Color

Select Size

Please select Size

Dropdown

More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

View size chart

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Washington Sucks tshirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.