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Vermont Sucks tshirt

$26.00

Vermont Sucks T-Shirt
Maple syrup, mountains... and maybe not your thing.

Whether it’s a joke between friends, a college rivalry, or just your honest opinion after one too many dirt roads, the Vermont Sucks T-Shirt lets you say it with style. It’s bold, a little bratty, and 100% guaranteed to get a reaction (especially in ski towns).

Soft, durable, and built for casual chaos — this tee is the perfect fit for anyone with a love for sarcasm and a grudge against small, snowy states.

Product Features:

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last

  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) — for year-round comfort

  • Pre-shrunk — stays true to size

  • Relaxed unisex fit — flattering for all body types

  • Printed on demand — zero overproduction, zero waste

  • Customizable print areas — front, back, sleeves (DTF printing)

  • Ships from the US & EU

  • Printed & fulfilled by Printful

  • Model is 6'0" wearing size L

Perfect for sarcastic gift-giving, road trips, or your anti-New England friend group.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Vermont Sucks tshirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.