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I Shaved My Balls For This Beanie

£18.04

I Shaved My Balls For This – Embroidered Beanie

Cold head, hot take. The I Shaved My Balls For This beanie is the ultimate blend of warmth and wit — perfect for turning heads, raising eyebrows, and staying cozy while you question your life choices (or everyone else’s).

  • 100% Turbo acrylic – soft, snug, and itch-free

  • 12″ length – classic cuffed fit that keeps the heat in

  • One size fits most – stretchy and comfortable for all

  • Front embroidery – clean, durable, and straight-up savage

Embroidered on demand by Printful
No minimum orders
Ships from the US, EU, CA, UK, and JP

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  • 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
  • One size fits most

Size & Fit

  • Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Shaved My Balls For This Beanie Size Guide

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One size
17.3
8.66
2.95
87

Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of your tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1″ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.